Just for nessesary Laughs
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Just for nessesary Laughs
by DreuxPhoenix June 21st 2015, 12:06 am
I dunno about you guys, but I had a great day. I figured it would be selfish not to share the fun. This thread is designed to let people tell a joke, and get a few laughs. Be sure they are appropriate please.
I guess since I started the thread, I should say the first Joke.
I guess since I started the thread, I should say the first Joke.
- Be sure to LOL.:
- Teacher: Anyone who thinks they are stupid, please stand up!
*No one stands up.
Teacher: I'm sure there are some stupid students over HERE *gestures to a part of the class
*Steve stands up
Teacher: Oh, Steve. You think you're stupid?
Steve: No, I just feel bad that you're standing alone...
DreuxPhoenix
Re: Just for nessesary Laughs
by RockMetal&Time June 21st 2015, 12:47 am
Haha never heard of that one! I'ma log it for a future conversation later kek
RockMetal&Time
Re: Just for nessesary Laughs
by DreuxPhoenix June 21st 2015, 1:00 am
RockMetal&Time wrote:Haha never heard of that one! I'ma log it for a future conversation later kek
Now it is time for you to come up with a good joke, or tell one you have been told that is unlikely for anyone else here to know.
- In the meantime, here is another joke!:
- 3 drunk guys enter a Taxi. The driver knew they were wasted; so he started his car up, waited about five seconds, and turned it off saying "We have reached your destination". The first guy pays the driver, the second one says "thank you", but the third slaps the driver. The taxi thought he had been caught and asks "What the Hell was that for!?". To which the final drunk replies "Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!"
DreuxPhoenix
Re: Just for nessesary Laughs
by RockMetal&Time June 21st 2015, 1:13 am
Why did the sperm cross the road?!
- ?:
- Because I wore the wrong sock today...
RockMetal&Time
Re: Just for nessesary Laughs
by DreuxPhoenix June 21st 2015, 1:19 am
It honestly took me seven minutes to stop laughing. I am surprised that my parents haven't woken up yet!RockMetal&Time wrote:Why did the sperm cross the road?!
- ?:
XD
DreuxPhoenix
Re: Just for nessesary Laughs
by DatGuyYouKnow June 21st 2015, 2:05 am
You know what else is useless?
- ...:
- This Thread
DatGuyYouKnow
Re: Just for nessesary Laughs
by R93_Sniper June 21st 2015, 4:33 am
Somebody did it, let me amuse you with some...small arms fire
I'd amuse you more but its almost 5 in the morning as im reading this shit, lazy.
- A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?" To which the horse replies:
- Alcoholism is destroying my family
- A pair of goldfish are in a tank:
One on the machine gun, the other on the cannon
- A pair of soldiers are in a tank:
- They both drowned
- A man walks into a bar:
- then a bucket, and then a pole
I'd amuse you more but its almost 5 in the morning as im reading this shit, lazy.
R93_Sniper- Administrator
Re: Just for nessesary Laughs
by Abdul Fatir June 21st 2015, 8:01 am
- Why can’t a bike stand on its own?:
- It's two tired
- So True.:
- I predict that in the future, Youtube,Twitter, and Facebook will merge to create one super time-wasting site called YouTwitFace.
Abdul Fatir
Re: Just for nessesary Laughs
by DreuxPhoenix June 21st 2015, 12:08 pm
I feel like I'm spamming my jokes, but this one is somewhat funneh.
- What do you call the father of all bikes?:
- Papa Wheelie
DreuxPhoenix
Re: Just for nessesary Laughs
by Neesy June 21st 2015, 5:35 pm
DatGuyYouKnow wrote:You know what else is useless?
- ...:
That's not very nice =[
Neesy
R93_Sniper- Administrator
Re: Just for nessesary Laughs
by R93_Sniper June 29th 2015, 7:14 pm
aaand just like that, this thread was locked
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