343's April fools is hilarious

https://www.halowaypoint.com/en-us/community/blog-posts/canon-fauxder-believe

My favorite is this quote
What is rubiks cube current status of Serin Osman, Kilo-5, Team Katana, Team Dragonfruit, Team Homework, Team Red Team, Cyan Team, Khaki Team, Fireteam Crimson Tide, Lord Hoodie, Major Nelson, etc?

GRIM: All dead. Each one was killed in an inexplicable slipspace accident during OPERATION: OFFSCREEN.

I'ts basically 343 poking fun at themselves for killing Really interesting loved characters In Novels, comics,.etc
I won't say which they have really killed since uhh spoiler alert but yeah

I would really like them to cut back on th3 killing off of characters in books and novels. I'm damn lazy and won't read them, much like any other casual gamer, and I don't want to go into H5 or th3 later games and be like "Where is everyone? Oh, they dead? When did th4t happen?"